I r8 liek it

I don't want to pay $15 for something that's only made out of a single piece of string.

2006-02-15T02:09:13Z

Kirsten man this post doesn't refer to you, just incase you thought it did, or really anyone on my friends list, since I pretty much like and respect all of you n___n.

Man I'm fucking sick of hearing people bitch about Valentines Day. Yeah ok, if you don't want to participate in it, don't, but complaining about it makes you just as bad as everyone else who complains about things unnecessarily, ie. Emos. Example of not being an annoying shit: I have a friend who doesn't celebrate Christmas (I'll get to how this relates to Valentines Day in a second). I didn't know this until I got him a Christmas present, which he accepted thankfully and then said to me "I didn't get you anything I'm sorry, I don't celebrate Christmas, but thankyou anyway.' He didn't bitch and moan about other people celebrating Christmas and all that idealistic 'I'm cool because I don't do what normal people do' bullshit.

Anyway. Celebrating Valentines Day, Mother and Father's Day, birthdays, Christmases, Easters and all that shit is part and parcel with living in a first world country. You don't like it? It's what you have to put up with when you live in the fabulous society that brings you TV's, dishwashers, ironing boards, ice cream, and all those other things you wouldn't want to live without. Living in a first world country also means you're going to have a lot of junk. Teddybears, ice cream, chocolates, roses, toys, photo albums, whatever the fuck. All this flamboyance and expectancy to buy lots things and celebrate essentially meaningless days comes from living here. You want a place where you don't have to celebrate Valentines Day? Go to Somalia or some other country with such a lack of unnecessary items as well as necessary ones (water, food, etc) so any 'holiday' celebrated is still distilled down to the essential observation of a certain religious entity or ceremony. Of course it means you have to give up like, dishwashers, clothes that aren't made of hessian, and tooth brushes, but at least you won't have to put up with that pesky Valentines Day.

Also! Valentines Day has only evolved into a meaningless fucktard day, due to Mainstream Media, another part of life that is inescapable when you live somewhere with TV, and radio, and tiled kitchens and air conditioning. It was originally a number of various religious observances and historical dates that got mangled up together, mostly all related by love or pairing, that ended up on the 14th of February. That's my concise and very accurate summarisation of the definition of Valentines Day on wikipedia. You don't like me, find a definition that disproves what I just said on some site that isn't wiki based.

Additionally, what's so bad about it, really? What I hate about Valentines Day is the overwhelming expectation that a guy has to do something for his girlfriend/wife/partner, instead of vice versa. Female equality means you get the fuck up off your ass instead of expecting diamonds and multiple orgasms. It's just an opportunity for you to go a little bit further to show your loved one that on this day, you really do appreciate them. I like showing my significant other I appreciate him, instead of going 'lol valentnies day shit i do enough for my b/f'. What's wrong with going a little further? You don't HAVE to buy one of those really fucking horrible cards (they are so bad). Make one. Or don't, just do what you usually do or don't do every day. Just don't fucking complain about it man. Only immature people use the day to try and make other people feel their own shortcomings in being single, not in love, or whatever, and why should you react to that anyway? It's a whole new world of STFU. Oh and another thing, if you're single, don't use the fucking day to hate on everyone who isn't man. Being single is not a fucking flaw. Don't act like everyone in the world who acknowledges Valentines Day because they're with someone is personally trying to insult and injure you by flaunting their relationship. Do something nice for a friend or your parents or your kids if you're single with kids. You could use it to appreciate people in general rather than hating them all. Just be fucking NICE, why can't people JUST BE NICE GOD DAMNIT. THIS KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT.

In conclusion, I can't think half rationally anymore, this whole rant isn't well arranged or set out and shit, this song is too good - just stop bitching about Valentines Day, it's a nice day if you choose to acknowledge it, and if you don't it was just another Tuesday.

Also - download Hallelujah, Grace, and Lover You Should've Come Over by Jeff Buckley, he's really good, and died mysteriously! Curiouser and curiouser. He's really good.

kaffycaeks @ 2006-01-06T12:45:00

2006-01-06T02:46:58Z

kaffycaeks @ 2005-10-31T17:12:00

2005-10-31T07:15:49Z

kaffycaeks's Halloween party:

died_pretty dressed as a Mississippi AssociatesIncorporated employee.
fatally_yoursx forgot to put on clothes!
glamourrrr dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Tough Warrior.
goonigoogoo didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
honoursystem dressed as Gwyneth Paltrow, and it suited them disturbingly well.
o__captain didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
oddobsession dressed as Mary-Kate Olsen with her very own conjoined Ashley.
orca_phat dressed as a new superhero: Delta Z.
p0izun dressed as Bugs Bunny.
sacredmoose dressed as a associate webpage designer.
sashmo dressed as the Governor of New York.
shxtgun dressed as Lance Armstrong riding a elk.
thebastardo dressed as something resolute, but what, specifically, you can't tell.
tsar_alex didn't even show up and doesn't get any candy.
vamoosed dressed as a character from "It's a Wonderful Life".

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
Created with phpNonsense

Some of these are disturbingly accurate n_____n.

Enjoy your Halloween everybody.

kaffycaeks @ 2005-08-15T12:00:00

2005-08-15T02:12:25Z

7 months as of the 9th. :) <3

Former cigarette-drought broken; Becky's party, my last couple and Matt's neverending supply of rollies took care of that :(

Exactly a week until I die at NIN, happy, and masturbating to Trent's closeness.

Going to the Ekka sometime?! WHY?!?!?! Cheap tickets, my pcock. It's twelve inches, around.

Steve Moustache, it's all about the 'stache. It's pretty fucking stupid but rad! Don't download the first episode, boring.

kaffycaeks @ 2005-07-13T22:06:00

2005-07-13T12:13:39Z

Woo, there's nothing as bad as mandatory education. I'm pretty sure it's fucking up my brain instead of making it smarter. I know this because it makes me say things like 'I don't remember the Garfield anus', instead of 'I don't remember Arnold's personality'. Arnold in this case is the guy from Hey Arnold!.

Maybe.

P.S Everything is good, 6 months in, designing my own tattoo, thinking about art college.

P.P.S I think it's forty-something days until the NIN concert. Do the math for yourself, it's on the 22 of August. I am in the front mosh :).

kaffycaeks @ 2005-06-29T10:38:00

2005-06-29T00:40:18Z

Fuck Sake I did that whole 'washing your hair and using conditioner and combing it through and shit' and shit thing and now my hair's all fuckin CLEAN what the fuck?!

Hey.

2005-06-21T22:25:37Z

HEY!!
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Interview questions from Lena (godropthehbomb)

1. What's your favorite alcoholic drink? Sambuca, or Vodka Mudshakes. NOT BISON.
2. Got any tattoos? I do not.
3. What exactly is your icon supposed to be? it has always baffled me. lol. Fragment of a thing I painted. :P
4. How'd you get to be so beautiful? Psshht, beautiful. Blame genetics, I guess, for my beauty??
5. How come you haven't posted any pictures of your lovely self lately? i want to see. Hey now, I did, a couple entries back. Just cause you can't see my face means zilch :P.

A - Age you got your first kiss: 13.
B - Band listening to right now: Alternating; NIN and Katatonia.
C - Crush: Mmhmm.
D- Dad's name: Geoff.
E - Easiest person to talk to: Rebel is not a person.
F - Favorite bands/singers at the moment: NIN, Muse, Opeth, Orgy, Tool, Skinny Puppy, Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith, Katatonia, Rage Against the Machine.
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: Worms.
H - Hometown: Brisbane.
I - Instruments: ~
J- Joints smoked: More than three, less then 100..as if I'm going to be able to remember.
K- Kids: What do you think.
L - Longest car ride ever: 2 days; Sydney (back in the day).
M - Mom's name: Rita.
N - Name: Kathy.
O - One wish: These cinnamon crumble muffins should make themselves.
P - Phobia[s]: Spiders.
Q - Quote: "...Mom?"
R - Reason to smile: Not right now.
S - Song you sang last: Don't know the name.
T - Time you woke up [today]: 6:30 am. Which is the whole reason I'm sitting on my computer at 8:30 in the morn doing random quizzes.
U - Unknown fact about me: I need more black nailpolish.
V - Vegetable you hate: Zucchini
W - Worst habit(s): Picking at things until they fall apart.
X - X-rays you've had: Wrist, shin, lower arm, lungs, I think.
Y - Yummy food: chocolate!!! Right now; fettucine carbonara.
Z - Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

kaffycaeks @ 2005-06-18T23:33:00

2005-06-18T13:34:56Z

Oi Jesus is just some dead guy

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2005-05-10T11:09:21Z

Sometimes, I think I can see right through myself.

A shitload of shameful.

2005-04-04T01:28:01Z

I was cleaning out my CD Rack the other day, and I realised that I own a lot of albums that either I myself or other people would shoot me for having. Thus:

Albums That I Am Ashamed To Own And Will Soon Be Ritually Burning In A Ceremony Of Cleansing (In Order Of Shameworthyness):

1. The Darkness - Permission To Land
This album sucks ass and if you play it on your stereo, the speakers will spew 100% nauseating shit all over you, and anyone you've known in your stupid ass life. Justin Hawkins is the epitome of a shit english stoner with a bad/no dental health care plan and too much fucking spare money to spend on things like shitty tigerstriped one piece suit things that leave his entire torso exposed like the ugly sluts he's full of.

2. Avril Lavigne - Let Go
'Nuff said. Thankfully, I'm not the one who chose to purchase this, I had it given to me by someone who knew very little about my good, excellent, brilliant and awesome taste in music. I'm so glad that most of the entire world has finally gotten over that chick. She's so unimportant on the large scale of things.

3. Creed - Weathered/Creed - Human Clay
Stupid Creed. I'm glad they split up. Stupid Christian rock. Damn lucky I was smart enough to flip through the lyrics thingy and find out that ALL OF THE SONGS ARE FUCKING SOMEHOW REFERRING TO GOD. Baahrrggh.

4. Smashmouth - Astro Lounge
Man, this album is just fucking weird. I'm pretty sure it's not Christian or some bullshit like that, but man, it's so weird. It makes me feel weird and unclean listening to it. Ew, Smashmouth. They totally sold out when they did that cover of that shitty Shrek song. I hate Shrek, I hope he gets killed by H.R. Giger's alien. Now that's an erotic piece of orgasmism. Wait, I meant organism. Mmmm, Alien.

5. 100% Hits/Smash Hits/So Fresh
It's like every birthday or christmas or occasion that you buy a present for a person someone found it appropriate to buy me these compilations of bile-inducing assfaced artists who suck on beaver shit until they throw up, and record the sounds of their throwing up and put them out and little kids all buy the singles thus dictating that the most popular number one song on B10Fag is entirely composed of some band of asshats throwing up beaver shit. Every year I'd dictate specifically what I wanted for any given present-fest, and I'd get presented with that bullshit. Fuck you all. Burn in hell.

6. The Androids - Do It With Madonna (single)
Screw people who live in Sydney for buying me this shit. I hope they all writhe in the boiling depths of hell while acid-coated antlered beings prod them in their tenderest of places. WITH ACID.

7. Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (single)
Hahahahaha, this guy is full of shit and so is everyone who's ever touched, seen, smelt, heard, been related to, are still related to, had sex with, known anyone who had sex with or referred to him. Everyone who falls under said categories should immediately come down with cancerous acid leprosy.

8. Eiffel65 - Blue (single)
Hey, actually, screw you all. Blue is the coolest song. It's about a little guy who's blue, but he's not a smurf. If that is not the coolest thing ever, I don't know what is. And he has a blue girlfriend, that's cool. For once somebody hasn't written a song about love or friendship or any of that bullshit asswipery. This is a song about a little guy, and he's blue. 'Nuff fucking said.

There, I feel almost cleansed of the bad taste that is most of this list. If you feel the need to take it upon yourself to comment with hilarious laughter at the horrible albums and singles I possess, just remember: I posted this Myself, which makes me more honest than all of you fucks who silence your bad past tastes in music in order to maintain some sort of hopeful aura of cool in front of your shit friends with their fashionable clothes and dyed blonde hair and pink makeup and pool parties. BURN IN HELL ALL OF YOU.

kaffycaeks @ 2005-03-19T12:52:00

2005-03-19T02:53:16Z

vamoosed told me that orca_phat told tsar_alex and o__captain that they saw me talking to sacredmoose and dissing on fatally_yoursx. Which isn't even true!

What sucks is that I gave everybody my wishlist of computer hardware for my birfday, but nobody bought me anything :-(.

Oh and I am so going to kick p0izun out of the house. They wore my favorite anime shirt when honoursystem was visiting. I've never been so embarassed in my life!

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